Santa was dancing (wasted, uninvited, in full Santa gear) on the stage for Christmas Karaoke when he fell backward through the plate glass front window. He was still lying there (along with 3 ambulances, 2 cop cars, 2 gurneys, and a neck brace) when I left a half hour later. Here's the really funny part, his friend who sat on his lap earlier and sang "Santa Baby" hopped on stage, grabbed the mic, and was announcing that he was really hurt and was his roommate there and looking all concerned. Then the karaoke people asked if they should keep going and the manager says yes and they announced the name of the next singer and it's her. She totally takes the stage and sings her song, "I feel Good" literally feet from the dude who's still on the sidewalk, bleeding, and surrounded by paramedics. Awesome.
Note: I went next with "I love the nightlife", and i do.
