I'll be 30 in less than a month which means I'll be undeniable adult and no one can fuck with me! Happy birthday me!
Additionally, it seems this is an opportune time for re-invention of self. Here are some options:
Hippie Kristy: buy more patchwork clothing and use Jared's crystal deodorant.
Academic Kristy: give up on working and just self-stem on campus.
Stimulant Kristy: athletic and lithe, stimulant Kristy can disco till dawn.
90's Kristy: Prozac and a black mani.
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