Imagine you ate an Arby's Big Montana and a fistful of cheese squares, drove for 8 hours and it's time to take that soul-shattering shit. You're sitting there just waiting, but nothing's coming. You realize the shit's way, way, way bigger than your asshole. Then someone busts in the bathroom and tells you that if you don't shit RIGHT NOW someone will die.
Intense.
So that person stands in the bathroom and tells you to push as hard as physically possible for 10 seconds.
So hard your face turns red.
So hard your head pounds.
So hard you puke.
Ten seconds are over. You take a deep breath and halfway through releasing it - PUSH!!!
So hard hemorrhoids bubble out.
So hard your teeth grind.
So hard you quake.
Ten more seconds of agony.
-a breath-
You know this time that you won't have much time to breath so you breath a little faster.
PUSH!!!
So hard your mind leaves.
So hard you feel yourself tearing open.
So hard you are no longer yourself.
Ahhhh... a break. 15-45 seconds of relief. Then do it again. Do it over and over and over for hours.
Childbirth.
